Now that I'm a bit more... informed. And back with a larger headache than I left with...
We went, Taben tagged along wanting to get out of the house while Ry just did his work and crap. So. We made the five minute drive down to Wally World. First thing I see. Ohhh Hoodies! Hoodies are on sale. I love hoodies. can never have enough of 'em.
"Quit being a redlight" Taben says and I'm dragged by him and Ygg away from the clearance rack and to the toy isle and to where these Bey Blade things are. I can't believe I let you talk me into getting one of these... the things I do for friends. I swear. So I grabbed one for myself not really caring what I grab. Oh yeah sure this looks good it's got a dragon on it. I like dragons. I want my hoodies turn to go to my hoodies and let Taben and Ygg peruse and... whack... right into the fucking pole. Who the fuck puts those things in the middle of isles anyways? Seriously? They laughed. Laughed laughed laughed. Bastards. Taben ended up having to drive home. It didn't help my headache. I found me a couple hoodies and they were done picking out their items. I payed we started home. Burger King Drive thru then home. Right? Yeah. So I come up here. My heads' hurting and I'm hoarding my dragon thing because they want to see what one I chose. Put it down my pants cause I doubt either of them will go there.
Now... Now I'm gonna tell you why I have a headache. Dearest Da decided that since I wanted my own proxy he wants me to learn this telepathy and mental shit that I need to communicate with them. So.. fun. I've always been interested in those scifi/fantasy things that have all that telepathy and telekinetic and shit. So yeah this is gonna be fun. We get far into the woods where we can be hidden and work.
Now here's something that you'll only learn from the D&D psionics handbook shit. After you practice and try and work with that shit a bit? It gives you a mother fucking headache like you wouldn't believe! DnD/TSR/Wizards/what have you. they're really onto that shit. They must have had a secret telepath on their team. or maybe someone that trained under Slendy before or some shit because.. yeah headache. Two hours of that. I don't even know if it works. He wants me to try and make a connection with Fox when he comes around again. I've got an hour and a half break between classes. Taben wants to do the walking path for exercise. I think we can manage this. I'm not doing it without Fox's okay though. I mean from what I've seen with what Slendy showed me when you make that connection you feel/hear their thoughts and everything. And, well yeah. I'm gonna be careful. So yeah. Two hours of me practicing on random birds. "What are they thinking" Most of the birds here are thinking one thing. Sex. Oh did I mention? Yeah, I did. You not only hear you feel. And... Well yeah. I was happy to stop after two hours. He then wanted me to learn about the whole shape shifting aspect. He said I made quick progress with the telepathy. Did I? I don't know. But yeah, the shape shifting? I think I pissed hm off with my inability to understand/concentrate. I mean come on. My head's fucking pounding. He finally just called it quits for the day and left after telling me to practice.
So I came home and then the first part of this happened. And. Yeah. That's about it. I'm tired headachey and I'm gonna scarf down my whopper cause I'm starving too. Brenno said it's a late night for him again. Ugh. Yeah. Maybe I'll put this toy to use and actually learn how this shit works.
Anyways. I'm out. See yas.
I hate telepathy. It's why I only have up to like Eight Proxies. It's easier with less.
ReplyDelete...what's the point in having any at all. Fox will be helpful, yeah, but I think he's kinda on our side anyways. Other than that it just seems... pointless.
ReplyDeleteIt IS.
ReplyDeleteWell Fake it can be pretty boss to talk to people like that SOMETIMES. Not all the time.
ReplyDeleteOkay Mr. Fake. If it IS pointless. Why do they take proxies? Why do aything that can prove useful to them?
ReplyDeleteDon't mind me you two I'm a total freakin' rock star from mars.
ReplyDeleteHuh? Mars? I thought you had said you were from.. Boston?
ReplyDeleteHell that'd be a nice band name. "The Slender Proxies from Mars"
Dude, I'm so fuckin confused lol what the hell is going on? This makes no sense to me.
ReplyDelete...I was hoping you'd forget about this...
ReplyDeleteI'll call you and we'll get something figured out. Just, don't tell Candice. Please? Like super big please?
Oh. I already did. She wants to make one too. She wants to know what's goin on
ReplyDeleteYou can practice with Fox soon. Nobody's home, so it's a perfect time to talk and get some answers.
ReplyDeleteI'm also giving him a challenge. He's been watching me, so what has he learned?
This could be fun.
~ Branwen
You know sometimes I wish I knew a person with Tiger Blood.
ReplyDeleteANYWAY, That would be a nice band name.
I'd need Fox here. So yeah wait. I'm on the phone with Dean and Candice. Aiden's not happy. I'd warn Fox. Not in the mood for smart allecks. Fucking hells.
ReplyDeleteWho told them? Was it Seth? He and Yggy are the only guys that I can think of that had laptops and they'd not know.
Tiger Blood? Taben identifies with Tigers? Does that count?
ReplyDeleteTexted Seth just to make sure.
ReplyDeleteHe says: "Thanks for the vote of confidence, bro. :("
And then: "I think those are the only people I infected. That list I edited into your one post. Only people I know."
Heh...Tiger Blood.
No, I don't think Charlie Sheen means Taben. :P
Off to post that interview now.
~ Branwen
C'mon bro does Taben REALLY have tiger blood?
ReplyDeleteNo no no. I wasn't blaming him for infecting them at all. I was just asking who showed them the blogs. I never told them about the blogs. They said someone was looking at one while they were here on the laptop.
ReplyDeleteSaid person mentioned it was how they met me. So may people had laptops. Or.. ugh. I'm so confused. Whatever. what's done is done. They both have fucking blos here now. Dammit.
And now Ygg. The most I can say is they are his totem animal. He does not have *real* tiger blood in him.
Bran? What the hell does Crazy Man Charlie have to do with Tiger Blood?
"I've got tiger's blood and Adonis DNA."
ReplyDeleteThat is all you need to know.
Because quite frankly I'm not paying much attention to him either. I don't even really know what that means.
And OHHHHH. Okay. I misunderstood.
Yeah, we'll never solve that mystery. That could have been any one of us.
~ Branwen
....did he seriously say that.......?
ReplyDeleteand yeah. i'm just.. yeah. It's happened. They're confused as all hells reading through things. Talk about your archive binging. That's them tonight. I told them to call me and I'll explain anything they need help with. technicalities will be delt with when the time comes.